The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 12:31-40

12:31 - I am telling you, Every kind of sin and disrespect against God will be forgiven: but you won’t be forgiven for sacrilege against the Holy Spirit.

12:32 - Those who speak against the Son of man will be forgiven, but those who speak against the Holy Ghost will never be forgiven, in this world or the next.

12:33 - You must pick one to to indulge: either the tree or the fruit must be worthwhile, because the tree’s fruit is what it is known by.

12:34 - How can the wicked speak good, when it is from the heart that the mouth draws its words?

12:35 - A good man can only give the world the good that is inside him just like an evil man can only give the world the evil that is inside him.

12:36 - I advise you that every single word men speak, they will be judged on those words on the day of judgment.

12:37 - With words you will be justified, and with words you will be condemned.

12:38 - Then a certain few of the scribes and Pharisees asked for a sign.

12:39 - But he replied and told them, A wicked and immoral generation is looking for a sign; but there will not be any sign, except for a warning from the prophet Jonas.

12:40 - Just like Jonas was trapped for three days and nights in the belly of a great fish, so too will the Son of man spend three days and three nights in the earth.