The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 11:1-10

11:1 - When Jesus was done directing his twelve disciples, he went to each one’s city to preach and teach to the citizens.

11:2 - On hearing in the prison the works of Christ, John sent two of his disciples,

11:3 - And he said to him, Are you the one we are awaiting? Or are we awaiting someone else?

11:4 - And Jesus answered saying, Go, and tell John the things that you have seen and heard about.

11:5 - All of the sick and injured people will be cured, zombies will rise, and poor people will hear the word of God.

11:6 - And I will bless whoever does not fall because of me.

11:7 - Jesus asked the people about John’s experience in the wilderness as they left. He said that he asked John What did you go into the wilderness to see? A reed shaken by the wind?

11:8 - What did you expect to find? A man wearing luxurious clothing? Men dressed like that are only found in the houses of kings.

11:9 - But what did you go out to see? A prophet? Yes, I know you did, and He is more than a prophet.

11:10 - For he, of whom had written it, I send messengers to prepare before him