The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 8:1-10

8:1 - People began to follow him in great numbers when he had finished speaking on the mountain.

8:2 - The Lord answered Thou wilt maketh you clean Leper.

8:3 - And Jesus reached out and touched him, saying Of course I will. Be cleansed. And he was healed instantaneously.

8:4 - And Jesus told him, Don’t tell anybody; but go on your way, visit the priest, and give him the gift that Moses wanted you to give him, as a witness for them.

8:5 - When Jesus entered Capernaum, a Centurion came to him asking for help.

8:6 - They tell the lord about their sick servant, in bed with palsy.

8:7 - And Jesus said to him, I’ll come with you and will heal him.

8:8 - The centurion replied humbly, I am only a man and unworthy for you to enter my home. But I believe that your words are powerful and will heal my servant without even being there.

8:9 - Because I am a man with authority, with soldiers serving under me; and I can tell a man to go and he goes, or I can tell a man to come and he comes, or I can my servant to do something and he does it.

8:10 - When Jesus heard this, he was amazed and said to everyone around him, Truthfully I tell you, I haven’t found anyone with this much faith, not even in Israel.