The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 7:21-29

7:21 - Not everyone who calls me Lord will enter the kingdom of heaven, only those who do what is commanded by my Father up in heaven.

7:22 - Many people will then say, ‘Lord, didn’t we prophesy in Your name? And cast out demons in Your name? And do many great things in Your name?’

7:23 - And I will certainly tell them, I never will acknowledge you: leave me, all of you that practice immorality.

7:24 - Whoever can hear me speaking and does as I say, I will accept them to be a wise man that built his life on stability.

7:25 - It rained cats and dogs and the wind blew like crazy, but that house on the rock wasn’t damaged at all.

7:26 - And anyone that hears what I say but doesn’t follow it will seem like a fool who builds his house on sand.

7:27 - And the rain fell and the floods came and the winds blew and beat upon that house; and the house fell and was completely destroyed.

7:28 - It came to be that when Jesus finished his sermon the people were amazed at the depth of meaning.

7:29 - And he taught them with the authority of his Father unlike the scribes.