The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 7:1-10

7:1 - Don’t assume, because you’ll make an ass out of you and me.

7:2 - However you choose to judge, you will be judged in that way also: and with whatever measure you use, the same measure will be used on you.

7:3 - And why do you judge the faults of another when you don’t even do anything to correct your own faults?

7:4 - Will you tell your comrade, let me take that grain of sand from your eye, when there is a boulder in your own eye?

7:5 - You hypocrite, you must first repent of your own sins; and then you shall be qualified to help your brother deal with his iniquities.

7:6 - As preparation for the nearing Passover, many Jews traveled to Jerusalem to purify themselves.

7:7 - Ask, and you’ll receive, when you look, you’ll find, and when you knock, the door will opened for you.

7:8 - For everyone who asks shall receive; and the person who seeks will find; and the person that knocks will have the door opened.

7:9 - Which of you, if asked by your son for food, would give him a rock?

7:10 - Or if he asks for a fish, will he give him a snake?