The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 6:11-20

6:11 - Grant us food to eat each day.

6:12 - If we can call it even, I’ll call it even with those who owe me.

6:13 - And please do not lead us into situations which will tempt us to do evil, but when evil besets us, rescue us from it; for the Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory are yours eternally. So be it.

6:14 - If you forgive people’s sins, God will forgive you too:

6:15 - If you don’t forgive men’s sins, God won’t forgive your sins either.

6:16 - In addition, whenever you fast,don’t be like the hypocrites, walking around with a sad looking face: they look this way, so men will know that they are fasting. So, I tell you, they have already received their reward.

6:17 - But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face.

6:18 - You don’t appear to men too fast, but to your dad in secret, and your father who sees in secret will openly reward you.

6:19 - Those areas where moths and rust eat away, or where thieves will break in and steal is not where you should keep your treasures:

6:20 - Keep yourself fixed on Heaven where no pain, thieves,discord exist.