The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 5:11-20

5:11 - All who are ridiculed for my sake will be blessed by me.

5:12 - Rejoice, and be very happy indeed, because a rich reward awaits you in Heaven; for just as you are persecuted now, so were the prophets then.

5:13 - You are the salt in the earth, but if the salt loses it’s flavor, who will want to use it? It becomes no good, except to be thrown out, and walked on like the dirt.

5:14 - You are the light of the world, and cannot be hidden from sight.

5:15 - You cannot light a candle and then hide it; you’ve got to place it so that everyone in the house can benefit from it.

5:16 - Let people see the good things you have done so that they know your show the power of Christ.

5:17 - I have come to fulfill the teachings of our Father.

5:18 - I’m telling you straight all the way to the end of time that there won’t be any funny business until everything has come true.

5:19 - Whoever will break the least of the commandments and yet teach it to men will be the least in heaven, however those who keep the commandment and teach it will be the the greatest in heaven.

5:20 - This is what say, If your righteousness does not exceed that of the scribes and Pharisees, you will not enter the kingdom of heaven.