The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 5:1-10

5:1 - And after all of the people came into his view, he climbed to the top of the peak. Once he was seated, to him came his followers.

5:2 - He educated them by saying,

5:3 - Happy are those who know their true value: for God has promised them his kingdom.

5:4 - Those who mourn are blessed, since they will be comforted.

5:5 - The gentle ones are blessed: as they will inherit the earth.

5:6 - Blessed are the people who seek the good and righteous way of life. They shall be rewarded with a good and righteous life.

5:7 - The merciful are blessed, because they will be shown mercy.

5:8 - The pure of heart are blessed and shall see god.

5:9 - The children of God shall be blessed and known as the peacemakers.

5:10 - Those who suffer persecution because they are righteous are blessed, for heaven belongs to them.