The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 3:11-17

3:11 - I will baptize you with water because of your repentance, but the one that is coming after me is greater than me, and I am not even worthy to touch, or carry his shoes: He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and with fire:

3:12 - He will hurn up the chaff with his hand and he will purge his floor while gathering wheat into the garner.

3:13 - Then Jesus went from Galilee to Jordan, to be baptized by John.

3:14 - But John stopped Him, asking, I need to be baptized by You, not the other way around. Why do You ask me to do this?

3:15 - You must suffer to eventually receive a righteous path.

3:16 - When Jesus was baptized, he went directly up out of the water: as a result, the heavens opened for him and he saw the spirit of God come down upon him like a dove and land on him.

3:17 - And a voice from heaven was heard, which said, This is my beloved Son, who has my approval.