The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Matthew 1:1-10

1:1 - The book regarding the genealogy of Jesus Christ, descendant of David, descendant of Abraham.

1:2 - And Abraham fathered a son, Isaac; and Isaac then fathered Jacob; and Jacob fathered a number of sons including one he named Judas.

1:3 - Judas is the father of Phares and Zara from Thamar; Phares is the father of Esrom; and Esrom is the father of Aram;

1:4 - They begat Aram, Aminadab,Naasson,Salmon all alike.

1:5 - And Salmon fathered Booz with Rachab; and Booz fathered Obed with Ruth; and Obed fathered Jesse;

1:6 - Jesse’s son, David the king, had an affair with Urias’ wife that resulted in the birth of Solomon.

1:7 - And Solomon was the father of Roboam, and Roboam was the father of Abia, and Abia was the father of Asa;

1:8 - Ozia was born of Joram, and Joram of Josaphat, and Josaphat of Asa.

1:9 - And Ozias was the father of Jotham, who was the father of Achaz, who was the father of Ezekias.

1:10 - And Ezekias was the father of Manasses; and Manasses was the father of Amon; and Amon was the father of Josias;