The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Mark 15:11-20

15:11 - The head priests persuaded the crowd that they would rather have Barabbas set free.

15:12 - Pilate answered by asking the crowd What do you want me to do with this man you call the King of the Jews?

15:13 - Kill him, the crowds shouted.

15:14 - As Pilate spoke, What sin has he committed? They screamed out, Kill him.

15:15 - Pilate wanted to please the people, so he let Barabbas go and after having Jesus whipped he sent him to be crucified.

15:16 - The soldiers took him down to Praetorium hall where they called together the entire band.

15:17 - They dressed him in purple clothes and made a crown of thorns which they put on his head.

15:18 - And they saluted him in mocking, Hail, King of the Jews

15:19 - Then, they hit him on the head with a reed and spit on him, and when they finished, got on their knees and worshiped him.

15:20 - After they finished ridiculing him, they removed the purple clothes from him and dressed him in his own clothes,then proceeded to direct him out to be crucified.