The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Mark 13:31-37

13:31 - When nothing else remains, only these things I speak will remain.

13:32 - The judgment day is not known by any man, nor by the angels or even by the Son of God, but by God alone.

13:33 - Be cautious, alert and prayerful, because you don’t know what lies ahead.

13:34 - Servants have the authority to watch over the house of the Son of Man, and the porter to watch.

13:35 - Be ready, then, because you don’t know when the master of the house will return home, at dusk, or midnight, or dawn, or morning:

13:36 - So that he does not arrive unexpectedly to find you sleeping.

13:37 - I have told you to watch like I have told everyone else.