The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Mark 13:21-30

13:21 - So if anyone tells you, Here is Christ or there is Christ, do not believe him.

13:22 - For there shall be false Christs and false prophets pop up, they will perform signs and wonders, to lead astray, if it were possible, even the chosen.

13:23 - But really think long and hard: I have told you in advance all things.

13:24 - Then, after that pain, the sun won’t come up, and the moon won’t provide her with light,

13:25 - The stars of heaven will fall and the powers from heaven will be shaken.

13:26 - Then they will see the Son of man descend from the heavens with great power and glory.

13:27 - He will send his angels and his chosen few from the four winds, from the farthest part of the world to the farthest part of heaven.

13:28 - Take a lesson from the fig tree, for when her branches bear leaves, you know that summer is almost here.

13:29 - In the same way you will recognize when it is about to occur.

13:30 - Listen to what I say, all of this must be accomplished in your generation.