The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Mark 13:11-20

13:11 - But when you are lead from danger and brought to safety, don’t give a premeditated speech, but say what’s in your heart at that time for it is the spirit of God that inspires your tongue.

13:12 - Now, the brother will betray his brother to his death and the same with the father and son. The children are going to go against their parents and kill them.

13:13 - And people will hate you because of your association with me, but those who endure until the end will be saved.

13:14 - When you see the abomination of desolation, wrote Daniel the prophet, standing where it shouldn’t, (those who read this will understand), then flee to the mountains of Judea.

13:15 - Do not let the man on the top of the house go in to take anything out.

13:16 - He that is in his field should not return, even to get his clothes.

13:17 - This will be bad news for anyone who is pregnant or breastfeeding a child!

13:18 - I hope that you do not have to travel in the winter.

13:19 - At that time there will be suffering, the likes of which there has never been and will never be again.

13:20 - God may choose to bring believers to heaven early during this period of time but other people will suffer a great deal.