The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Mark 11:21-33

11:21 - And Peter prodded Jesus’s memory, saying: Master, look, the fig tree you cursed has withered and died.

11:22 - Jesus answered them by saying, have faith in God.

11:23 - I am telling you the truth, Anybody that speaks to this mountain, Mountain be removed, and be thrown into the sea; and shall have no doubts in his heart, but shall believe that the things that he has spoken shall happen; he shall have whatever he has spoken.

11:24 - So therefore, let me tell you, that you can get whatever it is you want if you’ll just pray about it and believe that you’ll get it.

11:25 - Forgive those you have anything against while praying because your Father in heaven might forgive you of your trespasses.

11:26 - God does not forgive if you do not forgive others.

11:27 - They returned to Jerusalem, and as he walked through the synagogue, the rabbis and scribes and elders came up to him,

11:28 - And they asked him, By what authority do you do these things and who gave you the authority to do them?

11:29 - Jesus said, I will ask you one question. If you answer me correctly, I will tell you who I am.

11:30 - About John’s baptism, was it destiny, or the acts of mortals? tell me.

11:31 - And they discussed their answer, saying, If we agree that John was from heaven, he will ask why didn’t we believe him?

11:32 - John the prophet was counted on by all the people who feared.

11:33 - And they told Jesus, we can’t say. And Jesus replied to them, then I can’t tell you how I am able to do these things.