The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Mark 11:1-10

11:1 - As soon as the they neared Jerusalem, near Bethphage and Bethany, pretty much on the mount of Olives, he sent over two of his disciples,

11:2 - He said to them, Go into the next village. As soon as you enter it you shall see a colt tied there that has never been ridden; untie him and bring him.

11:3 - If anyone asks you, Why have you done this? say that the Lord needed you, and he will come to your aid.

11:4 - They were traveling along, and discovered a young male horse bound near the doorway in a location in the middle of the way; and they set the animal free.

11:5 - And some of those that stood there said to them, What are you doing? loosing the horse?

11:6 - And they said to them what Jesus had told them to say, and they let them go.

11:7 - They brought the colt to Jesus and set down garments onto it. Jesus then sat upon it.

11:8 - And many spread their cloaks out along the path, while others cut down tree branches and spread those out along the path.

11:9 - Those that were already there, and those that came after him, shouted out; Blessed is Jesus that comes in the Lord’s name.

11:10 - We exalt our ancestor, David, and his kingdom; we know his kingdom lasts forever because his descendant, Jesus,the Messiah, will one day reign.