The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Mark 9:41-50

Mark 9:41 - Because you belong to Christ, whoever gives you a cup of water to drink in His name, be it known that you shall not lose your reward.

Mark 9:42 - If anyone offends or turns these children away from me who are filled with belief, he will wish that he were drowned in the sea with a weight around his neck.

Mark 9:43 - If you have the hand of a sinner, cut it off. It is better to go through life with one good hand than to face an afterlife in Hell with two hands.

Mark 9:44 - Where the worm doesn’t die, the fire is not fulfilled.

Mark 9:45 - And if it is your foot that causes you to fall into temptation, get rid of it; it would be better for you to enter into the life that God has for you lame, than having two good feet to be cast into hell, into a place where the fire never goes out.

Mark 9:46 - Where their worms don’t die, and the fire doesn’t go out.

Mark 9:47 - If the eye is critical it is better to cast it to the sea.

Mark 9:48 - Where their worm does not die, and the fire does not go out.

Mark 9:49 - Everyone will be showered with fire and all sacrifices should be preserved with salt.

Mark 9:50 - Salt is a good thing but if it lost it’s flavor would you still use it as a seasoning? Keep faith in your heart and you will have peace with each other.