The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Mark 9:31-40

Mark 9:31 - The disciples were taught The Son of Man will be killed,and after that he shall rise on the third day.

Mark 9:32 - But they didn’t understand what he was saying and they were too afraid to question him about it.

Mark 9:33 - And he arrived in Capernaum, and once they were inside he asked what they had been arguing about.

Mark 9:34 - But they remained silent, because they had been arguing about who was best among them.

Mark 9:35 - The teacher sat down, and called his followers, and told them, If any one wants to be the most important, he must be the least important and the slave of everyone else.

Mark 9:36 - Then he brought a child to him and while the crowds looked on, he embraced the child and said to them,

Mark 9:37 - Whomever receives a child in my name, receives me; whomever receives me, receives not just me, but the one that sent me.

Mark 9:38 - John answered him and said, Master we saw someone we did not know casting out devils in you name, and we told him to stop because he was not one of us.

Mark 9:39 - Jesus said do not stop him for no one who can do miraculous deeds in my name will ever speak wrongly on me.

Mark 9:40 - It is so, that those who aren’t against us are on our side.