The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Mark 7:31-37

Mark 7:31 - Jesus arrived at the sea of Galilee coming by way of the shores of Decapolis, after leaving Tyre and Sidon.

Mark 7:32 - They brought a deaf and mute person to him and asked him to cure him.

Mark 7:33 - He took him away from the crowd, placed his fingers in his ears, spit, and touched his tongue;

Mark 7:34 - Looking up to heaven, he sighed and said to him, Ephphatha, open.

Mark 7:35 - Right away, his deafness was gone and he was able to speak normally.

Mark 7:36 - He told them not to tell anyone, but the more he asked them the more the publicized it.

Mark 7:37 - They were beyond amazed, saying He has done everything well: He makes the deaf hear and the dumb speak.