The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Mark 6:31-40

Mark 6:31 - He told them, Come to a quiet deserted place and rest; there are others that don’t even have the luxury to eat.

Mark 6:32 - They left by ship and ended up at a deserted location on their own.

Mark 6:33 - And when the people saw them leaving they ran after them and gathered around closely.

Mark 6:34 - When Jesus came out and saw the people in the crowds, he was struck with compassion for them because he saw that they had no direction; and he took the time to teach them all he could.

Mark 6:35 - And at the end of the day, his disciples came to him and said, This is a desert, and it is late:

Mark 6:36 - Tell them to go off into the surrounding towns and the countryside to obtain bread for they have come here with no food to sustain them.

Mark 6:37 - And he replied, Feed them. And they ask him, should we go buy two hundred pennyworth of bread, and feed them?

Mark 6:38 - After asking them to check on the food supply they replied five loaves of bread and two fish.

Mark 6:39 - By his request were all gathered on the lawn in organized repose.

Mark 6:40 - Fifty at a time and Hundreds at a time they sat down together.