The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Revelation 2:21-29

Revelation 2:21 - Even though I gave her plenty of opportunity, she still did not seek forgiveness for her evil ways; [Turker's Comment: This woman obviously loves sex.]

Revelation 2:22 - She will be forced into prostitution, and those that partake in her services will be much afflicted by that action until they ask for forgiveness. [Turker's Comment: Almost sounds like you are going to get an STD from this woman...at least that is one possibility.]

Revelation 2:23 - I will destroy her children and they will die; and the churches everywhere will know that I am the one who examines inner feelings and hearts: and I will give everybody what they deserve. [Turker's Comment: This is a scripture from the Bible. I think it means that God is going to punish people if they are doing wrong. God sees everything and God knows everything. God is going to judge people according to their sins.]

Revelation 2:24 - But to you and the rest of those in Thyatira, to all those that follow not this path, and which have not given themselves over to Satan; I will give you no other trouble. [Turker's Comment: I don't know what this refers to, but basically those of them in Thyatira who didn't devolve in Satanist or evil-doers or whatever will have nothing to worry about.]

Revelation 2:25 - Till I come, but that which ye have already hold fast.

Revelation 2:26 - And whoever wins and keeps my works I will give let them rule the world. [Turker's Comment: almost reads like a bible passage;]

Revelation 2:27 - He will hold his reign with a fist of iron; they will break as a ceramic vase dropped on the ground: just as I was received by my Father. [Turker's Comment: God will rule tightly and break them apart.]

Revelation 2:28 - And he will receive the morning star from me. [Turker's Comment: This is a scripture from the Bible. I think it means that someone will be special and have an elevated position with God.]

Revelation 2:29 - If he has an ear, let him listen to what the Spirit says to the churches. [Turker's Comment: Remember what the Spirit is saying in church.]