The Turker’s Gospel

The Bible According To Mechanical Turk Workers

Mark 5:1-10

Mark 5:1 - And they crossed the sea, and entered the country where the Gadarenes lived.

Mark 5:2 - As he got off the ship, he encountered an evil spirit.

Mark 5:3 - He lived among the tombs and couldn’t be kept bound up by anyone, not even with chains.

Mark 5:4 - He had often been put into shackles and chains; and he had ripped the chains apart and broken the shackles; and no man could beat him down.

Mark 5:5 - He would spend all his time in the mountains and tombs and he would cry and cut himself with sharp stones.

Mark 5:6 - When he saw Jesus in the distance, he ran to him and worshiped him.

Mark 5:7 - And he cried out, and said, What am I to you, Jesus, Son of the most high God? I urge you in God’s name to stop tormenting me.

Mark 5:8 - He said to him, Come out unclean spirit.

Mark 5:9 - Then he asked, What’s your name? And the answer he received was: My name is Legion because there are so many of us.

Mark 5:10 - He he begged him not to send them out of the country.